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Instead of sleeping in through the morning, one "sleeps in" (or goes to bed) in the early evening, before 10pm. Thus "reverse" sleeping in. It has the same benefits as a "standard sleep in," but you can still wake up early.
"I'm not going to hang out tonight, I'm really looking forward to a reverse sleep in."
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When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna
*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"
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a practice of upper-middle-class hippie white people used to avoid having sex with their spouses, and to maximize cuddle time with their oh-so-precious children. Aka the“family bed,” it is justified by culturally appropriating sleep practices from impoverished cultures who need to sleep together because they live in a one room hut.
We’re still co-sleeping with our 14 year old twins because it brings us closer together as a family. It’s very common in other cultures....
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When lack of sleep threatens to compromise your morals and/or ethics, and it takes conscious effort to preserve them.
OMG the baby cried until 4AM, I was sleep depraved, I can't even tell you the thoughts that crossed my mind, how to make her stop!
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Take erotic-asphyxiation to another level with this airhole hat trick. Straddle your lady friend's face with your asshole on her forehead, force one of your testicles into each of her nostrils and your cock down her throat, and proceed to plunger her face till she passes out or you nut. Extra points for filling her throat with enough cum to spurt out her nostrils and coat your balls from the inside of her nose.
Dude, my girl was tossin and turnin' last night so I put the sleep mask on her...she tapped out in 30 seconds!
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fat as a whale ginger like a fire and a complete twatthat nobodey likes should be hunted down and killed
neve sleep from coombe dean
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Similar to Sleeping Beauty, only the sleeper has more curves than the original.
Ben: Man, J.Lo has been sleeping forever!
Marc: I know, she's definitely a Sleeping Booty!
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