Sloppy Lew

A kid who is sloppy 95% of the time he is awake. Commonly saying phrases such as "I like that nickname" or "DOTTTTY", physically looks like stretch armstrong. Sloppy lew is a scary thing to think about, and something you should try to not think about. Song such as "im SLOPPY" "stumble young man stumble" or "im bringin sloppy back" were made in honor of this man who is sloppy beyond his years. If you know who sloppy lew is, odds are you probably love him.

Stumbling back from oceanview after Julianas, sloppy lew almost didnt make it home

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sloppy angela

the rag you wipe your cum on.

After many uses, my dried-up sloppy angela needed a good washing.

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sloppy jack

Some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (Britney Spears was rumoured to be a fan). However, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the rectum. Perfroming a Sloppy Jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures

Andy puts rohypnol and diet suppliments in drinks to get new girlfriends.

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Sloppy Muffin

A game that teens ages 15-24 play in a party. What they do is a group of teens place a Muffin (Or a Biscuit) on the ground, then a group of people circle the Muffin and then they begin to masturbate and compete to ejaculate on the Muffin. The last one to ejaculate on the Muffin or fails to has to eat the Muffin. This is practiced alot by intellectuals in Universities.

Did you hear? Tom played sloppy muffin last night and Joey had to eat it.

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Sloppy Rod

While performing anal sex on someone, you pee in their butt. As it fills up like a gas tank, you pull out and slam it back in, slap that ass and yell "Sloppy Rod!"

"Damn that assholes tight, I'ma fill it up with a sloppy rod!"

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Sloppy Monster

When someone throws up all over another persons dick and then gives them a blow job cleaning the dick.

Yea, that girl gave me a sloppy monster last night...Very kinky!

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sloppy salad

A sexual act where a male vomits onto his partners pubic area, then proceeds to feast on the surrounding area.

I saw my dad give my mom a sloppy salad last night, and my God it was sexy.

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