Me- I play soccer" ----- Man with shirt rolled up to make a bra runs at me.
The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball
The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.
If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?
loves alisha keys and is known for turning girls lesbian
did you seee nicky soccer 7 he was supposed to be at the house