Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

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Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.

"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"

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squirrel life

When one is living "squirrel life" they are trying to get their nut. It is used to reference having sex or any sexual activity.

"what are you doing tonight bro?" "oh im just trying to live squirrel life tonight"

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squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.

(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"

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Hunting the squirrel

Female Masturbation.

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!

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Mexican squirrel

Another term for an Iguanna.

The resort in Cancun was full of Mexican Squirrels.

Damn Mexican squirrel took my burrito!

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Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.

Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel

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