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The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.
"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"
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(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.
(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.
2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.
(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"
Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."
(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"
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Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!
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1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
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Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
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The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.
"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."
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The resort in Cancun was full of Mexican Squirrels.
Damn Mexican squirrel took my burrito!
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