Plane Stains

when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.

"that 18 hour flight to London gave me plane stains something chronic!"

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

Beef Stain

Is when you leave a steamy shit on the ground that then gets kicked which leaves a greasy outline of said stool.

Dale had a turd ball dribble out his pant leg that left quite the beef stain on the ground.

Cream stain

common juices from a female

Max said his girlfriend had cream stains in her underwear

Cock Stain

A mark left by the penis after sexual encounters

After I banged out this chick I slapped her face with my junk and left a cock stain.
My boy Fred Q. left a cock stain on this sluts forehead

dog stains

dog shit that got smeared on your shoe or perhaps other clothing parts such as your t-shirt

"ahh dammit i got dog stains all over my shoe!"