Steam Locomotive

The Genesis of The modern world, the greatest invention of humanity

The superior form of railway traction, originally invented in the dawn of the industrial revolution.
The backbone to the modern world, the spine of society, connecting the world like a snake, with both elegance and sheer power, turning heads as they glide through the countryside, shuddering the valley in their wake.

As the steam locomotive passed, heads turned in wonder, its lovingly familiar sounds unlocking a long forgotten memory

Steam boat

The act of vaping inside of the female genitalia and the vapor comes out of her mouth. Then you yell "Ahoy matey" and make boat sounds.

"Me and michell took a nice steam boat ride last night, it was wierd it kind of smelled like the ocean"

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.

I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.

cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

steam slurpie

exactly what you think it is.

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them