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A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....
Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh
Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry
R.I.P my friend
Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
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A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach
Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*
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1.To act in a way that makes you a homosexual
See also homosexual
2.A homoplexual if the disease gets to bad.
See also homoplexual
Dave: Jacob, can I borrow your pen for a second
Jacob: No way man, it's mine
Dave: Why do you have to be a Jacob Doll all the time?
Jacob: Fuck you
Everyone in the class chants: Jacob Doll, Jacob Doll, Jacob Doll, till he cries and dies...
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the most sexiest annoyingest despreate nigga in th world that loves to beat the pussy up up up and the ass as well. he will do anything to get your attention like call and sing to you , stare at you and drool and jack off right in front of you but he will make you feel like the most beauitfulest bitch in the world.
I really wsh Jacob Jacobo would stop following me to my classes.
Ew, why is Jacobo still messaging me?
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When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius
Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius
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Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩
Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.
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13 yr old, who films vines and has like every single social media there is
Jacob sartorius sweatshirt parody-
Bart Baker as Jacob- I’m a really young guy
In fact I am only thirteen
I got famous making shitty Vines
And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly
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