Ron's Mom

The perfect comeback in any situation, exclaiming "Ron's Mom" is a get-out-of-jail-free card

"You're fat."

"Oh yeah? Well, Ron's Mom."

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daniels mom

The most slutty mom in the entire univers more than erics mom

Daniels mom is a slut!

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mom and dem

New Orleans slang for one's family. Pronounced as one word, depending on the speaker, either "mom'n'dem" or "momma'n'dem". Spoken by a yat, usually after where y'at.

See also a'ight

Clotille: Where y'at, T-Roy?
T-Roy: A-ight, how's ya mom and dem?
Clotille: They fine, dawlin.

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mom tits

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.

Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.

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soccer mom

A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.

Most of the women driving SUV's around Richmond, VA.

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your mom

The thing annoying retards say when they think they're cool, or what they say when they don't feel like answering a question (usually followed by a high pitched voice screaming OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Guy: Duuuuude, hahahahaha, I watched a movie
Guy#2: I watched your MOM

Dude: What'd u have for lunch
Dude#2: YOUR MOM!!!!
Random Dude: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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tiger mom

a mother that is extremely stereotypically asian.

one that would usually do the following
-talk extremely loud on the telephone
-beat their children
-demand high grades
-favour the eldest son
-get into a car crash
-wears traditional chinese robes
-only gives their children money during chinese new years
-will take all fortune cookies seriously
-bargain at the dollar store
-cook aggresively
-mercilessly kill seafood
etc.

wow, gong hei fat choi's mom is such a tiger mom.

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