when a middle aged man gets high as fuck
Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs
Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
When someone talks to you from another table.
Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.
A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.
John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy
A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.
I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.
Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.