Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.

Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!

fanum tax rizzler

brainrot, something that will rot your brain so much, that skibidi fanum ohio rizzler fanum tax will go after you

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Yeabon Tax

The fee meant to be paid by people in Yeabons life due to her being a soft cold human.

Did you pay your Yeabon Tax?
Yeah I Just did.

Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

Soldier Tax

using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.

For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.

smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.

Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.