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The interruption of a normal text messaging pattern due to unknown reasons. Most applicable in romantic relationships.
"Jane" receives texts from her trainer two times each week. Once on Monday at 8:00 am, and Thursday at 8:00 am. However, said trainer did not send the Monday text - leaving "Jane" clueless and confused. Jana begins to feel text tension, and wonders if it was something she did or said...
1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print
What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.
Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.
when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back
Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched
a nude or topless photo sent via text
dude, this chick just sent me a titty text, I told you she had a nice rack!
A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.
Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!
Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!
Engaging in small talk via text message.
Text Message Conversation:
A: "Sup?"
B: "Not much"
A: "Cool"
B: "...is there a point to this conversation?"
A: "Nope, just making small text."