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Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013


Lemon Neck

When your girl gets mad and spit lemons juice on your dick when she’s giving you head

I yelled at Marie during dinner and she gave me lemon neck as revenge

by Mr.5’12 January 22, 2020


to da neck

To Da Neck” is used when somebody takes something personal like when you were telling them a joke.

Joey: “ahh Mary you’re a clown” Mary: “why are you calling me a clown I don’t want to be your friend no more” Joey: why you taking it ‘To Da Neck’?

by March 12, 2023


neck surgeon

An expert at soliciting and receiving neck

"Call me the fucking neck surgeon man, I GET head!"

by popeyethefailure April 6, 2018


neck smile

The scar on the neck after radical thyroid surgery.

I close with my neck smile.

by proton99 July 31, 2009


nappy neck

An insult / greeting amongst friends. In Teesside

Now then Shmoo!

Do one nappy neck!

by Hobbo1650 March 4, 2021


guzzle neck

One who chokes on a guys dick until he cums down her throat

Aye bro she a guzzle neck

by Bop4ahot December 21, 2013