Cake-Face

One who cakes her face with make-up.

I would never kiss that cake face. I might get her cakey goo all over me.

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sweet cakes

The breasts and ass of an attractive women

Dam, look at her sweet cakes!

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cake mixing

flirting, whispering sweet nothings on the phone

Look at Angele cake mixing with John

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Dirty Cake

A code word for bedroom activities.

If you come over now I can treat you to some dirty cake.

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cake raked

Really stoned, or baked.

"Im cake raked"

"Im baked to the cake rake"

"Dude, im cake snaked to the bake take"

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Cake Wreck

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.

1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.

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fruit cake

1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person

2. A cake made of fruits

1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night

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