flirting, whispering sweet nothings on the phone
Look at Angele cake mixing with John
A code word for bedroom activities.
If you come over now I can treat you to some dirty cake.
"Im cake raked"
"Im baked to the cake rake"
"Dude, im cake snaked to the bake take"
Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.
The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.
1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.
2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.
3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.
1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person
2. A cake made of fruits
1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night
Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.
"Hey guys. We have enough people here to wedding cake if anyone's interested."