The 12th of may is!
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
Momβ¦
Yes sweetie
Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because itβsβ¦
National eat your moms pussy day
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When you love to see your mom.
I'll talk tomorrow love love and love love to see your mom
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How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w
scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number
kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf
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Your mum/mom is gay(still just a joke)
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A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"
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1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.
*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
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Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!
ComeBack for most your mom jokes
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