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Wanting to kill servant and marry your servant's mother
Monkey #1: I have a Lunial complex
Servant of the Monkey: please do not kill me
A girl that's got blonde hair, blue eyes and loves pink. Thinks everyone is obsessed with her (they aren't). Flat as fuck but still pulls, mid guys though. Fantasizes about wearing slutty outfits but is usually found in grey sweatpants and a top that says "Brats" on it or something. Shops chronically and complains about not being in addison rae shape even though she has never set foot in an actual gym. overall very bitchy but happy once you're friends
Boy 1: What's with the blonde girl with no tits and a pink bag?
Boy 2: She's got a Barbie complex fs, hide your girl before she becomes her.
Girl 1: Babe should i buy this "Brats" top?
Boy 1: No, put it back before you make up a barbie complex.
This word was made by me Brendan Denzel. It mean the exact complex but just funner to say!
This math problem looks so complexity
People are looking for easy moral virtue. It’s easy to be virtuous by having a messy life and saving the planet and it’s simplest to save the planet by concentrating on one thing and it’s simplest to concentrate on the woke left as if that’s the only challenge that confronts us. So, you have this overweening, prideful, and ignorant requirement to put yourself forward as some sort of prophet, reduce the complexity of the problem to opposing the woke left and then if you can get rich as an additional benefit to you own envy, so much the better. And how do I know? Because I’m Dr. JeepJorp! This was a quote! The whole time! I was quoting Dr. Poopoorocks! You thought it was me but it was actually Dr. Prophet Evolutionary Biologist!
Hym “HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!! (R.I.P Kevin Conroy) That’s exactly what YOU do though, Professor Jordanson! That’s you! If I said that you would take it as a confession! Hahaha! Holy shit! That is hilarious! That’s the real and actual thing that you did! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile the thing that you ACTUALLY DID and are doing with your opposition to THE THING THAT YOU ARE ALSO DOING!?”
Dr. Charlatan “Well I’m not doing that! I am what I say I am! And sometimes I’m an evolutionary biologist. And sometimes I’m a neurologist. Like a non-binary! I am whatever I say I am in the moment!”
Hym “SEE!? Do you see it!? That right there!! Do you see the thing!? Oh man! I can’t be the only motherfucker who sees it right!? It can’t just be me!? WOW! This is an actual guy! HoOoOoOoly shit! You can’t be real!!! You can’t be! I actually gave credit for the shit I took as often as reasonably possible and when called out on not doing it I admitted where I got it from and literally told people to go there and watch it! So you can’t say you’re doing the thing I did. But you are in fact doing the thing you accuse them of doing! ACTUALLY! That’s why you’re the Kira archetype character in the anime about us! You ARE THAT! And like L it doesn’t matter that I proved it! They are just going to turn a blind eye to it! You’re Kira! Your are who I thought you were. You’re political platform is literally just self preservation.”
Dr. Snoop D-O Doubleeterson “You just hate the successful!”
Hym “I’m not writing about Jeffery Bezos!”
Dr. Doctor Doctorson “You just want easy moral virtue!”
Hym “YOU’RE HEARLADED AS A PROPHOT AND YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN THE RELIGION YOUBARE A PROPHET OF! Your gerrymandering the definition of God into ‘the highest value a person has’ and are telling Muslims what to do!!! You want to talk about complexity? GOD (YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN) ALMIGHTY!”
the art of being perfect in every way without ACTUALLY being perfect
DAMN who’s that girl ; she has such a hidden complexity
The Neurodivergent need for everything to be fair and just. Irrespective of the hierarchical structures present in society.
Of course Bobby lost his shit. You’re treating his friend poorly and it just sets off his ADHD Justice complex.