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A school that spends 99% of their budget on sport
Diamond Valley College is for sporty kids only don't go there
An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
Female equivalent of blue balling
Omg he's diamond nipping me again - when will I ever get my chance with Professor YouTube
The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.
The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.
Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.
End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
Super cool guy when you get to know him. Seems kinda like a loser but isn't. Always makes everyone laugh even if it is at him.
That guy is such a Tyler Diamond. He seems like an annoying piece of shit but he's actually rly funny.
A man who shouldn’t even be called a Barry anymore….. he’s a lost cause boys. A man who likes to talk a lot of shit, but can’t back it up with his tiny muscles, I believe it’s called little big man syndrome.