ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'

Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."

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Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group

Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever

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Ducking a Jeep

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.

Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

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duck and swoop

An action where one avoids an agressive or unwelcomed advance by 1) ducking under the inital advance, then 2) swooping out of the situation. This escape technique was created and spread to help others get out of sticky situations while causing the least amount of awkwardness.

If a guy or girl is making unwelcomed advances towards you, as they reach out, duck under their arm(s) and swoop out of there as quickly as possible- to 'duck and swoop'.

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have a duck

To get mad

I better finish that homework, or else my parents will have a duck.

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duck talk

verb (sexually explicit)' to effectively run snobby people out of your dwelling by talking about sexual encounters with ducks.. Particularly useful in ducked situations...'

jizzel.. 'so chris... do you have gloves and a mask? i would love to have some duck talk in the park?
chris... 'of course I always have time for duck talk, what will it be this ducking time?'
john 'ok, we are going to stalk the ducks.. we are going to assault the ducks, then we will put a pellet in the ducks, we will snag the ducks, we will tease the ducks, then we will please the ducks... right before we get some fresh duck butter, cut the duck, fuck the duck, eat the duck, and dispose of the duck..'
chris.. 'you are a sick ducker'

"everyone in the room has left at the word stalk"

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Duck kiss

A kiss where one clamps down their lips around both of their partner's as though they are a duck closing their bill around the other lips. This could be viewed as a possible variation of the more common kisses where a person takes one of their partners lips in between theirs.

Expecting a kiss on the cheek, the girl was shocked to find her lips suddenly ensnared when the her date gave her a duck kiss instead.

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