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A florist that closed its doors
Holcomb Garden Center closing after 52 years as new shopping centers planned for Hixson, Fort Oglethorpe sites
Going out with Tony on Saturday.
That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?
Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.
Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.
Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.
I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.
Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?
garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn
A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
to comb through or rip out a persons pubes with you teeth while going down on them
friend 1: bro she asked me to till her garden
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden
friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary