to say a person who is great/cool
bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"
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blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.
"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"
Yessir goat is a way of saying thank you or congratulating someone
Friend- i just got this girls phone number
Me- yessir goat
The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.
Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
Itβs when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things
Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?
the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.
jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.
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