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The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
Do you see spy penguin got gifted another nitro!
1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.
When your significant other ties your ankles together and pukes in your mouth in a motherly way
My friend loves penguining with his girlfriend
The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.
Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins
Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers
pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.