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Policing the pussy

Keep tabs on your girl who, what, when, where, why, and how!!!

That fool deuce Girl work at the Bar he’s always out there policing the pussy!

by Bigfoot408 June 5, 2018


police raped

Where an officer or higher executive official is a victim of assault, usually sexually.

Yeah! Officer John was police raped!

by pleasedtoplease November 6, 2017


The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards

"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"

by Longbeer Feet November 20, 2020


If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023


Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.

"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"

by That one really annoying guy May 24, 2022


Chief of Police

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.

Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.

by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022


PLUR Police

a song by knife party

wat u gonna do wen dey com for u
plur police

by iiPE_0Gii (iiWrenchy) January 28, 2018