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As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.
"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"
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adj. reminiscent of pro wrestlers. Can describe a variety of attributes such as voice, hair, body type, mullet, or apparel.
Person1: dude, check out this awesome new haircut; business in front party in back!!
person2: Bad Ass dude, that mullet is pro wrestler-esque.
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Similar to "bogart" when speaking of joints.
To get a thing as part of a series of people expecting to get the thing, but to not pass the thing onto the next person is to "pull a Pro".
Clint: Where is that camera? When can I expect it?
Skippy: I sent it to Matt five weeks ago. You don't have it yet?
Clint: No.
Doug: Wow. Total "pull a Pro".
All: agreed.
Aaron: What camera?
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a guru in the art of all ritual sexual acts, including felching snowballing, and cottaging. all knowing and all seeing. also a dab hand in incest, and beastliality.
brian yknow that girl who we caught in bed with benjy?
luke: ye?
brian: well the last i heard she was well on the way to becoming a pro niblo
luke: that girls a wowey
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Someone (usually a guy) that makes fun of people who express emotions, aren't physically strong, or are gentle in any way.
Joe Rogan's jokes are very pro bro.
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A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.
Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"
American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"
Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."
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Someone who'll have sex with anyone, anywhere, any time
i am a pro bono prostitute
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