nut in a sock

When your jerking off in a sock and you nut in the sock. Using the sock as a pocket pussy.

I was jerking off then I put a nut in a sock.

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smothered sock

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"

"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"

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space sock

in which a person shits in a freezer and then uses the shit as a dildo

yo momma has a space sock

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Sock Sniffer

Someone who goes home and smells their socks to confirm how "hard they worked"

"dude, john is a dirty sock sniffer"

"i know, he thinks he did sooo much today"

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gym sock

A sexual act in which you deficate in your fowl gym sock and tie the top. Then during intercourse you whip out the feces filled sock and proceed to beat her for six to seven minutes until the feces seeps through the sock. You then untie it and pour the contents onto her/him.

My bitch was giving me head then I "gym socked" her so good.

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apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

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wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.

I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.

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