Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.
"This is some good shit man"
"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"
"Uhh...... yeah?"
"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"
A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled
Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?
Normally pertaining to romance, dates, and drama.
1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.
2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.
Stand up/stood up
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.
2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)
If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.
Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.
Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats
a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly
can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉
Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.