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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 30, 2021


second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.

Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"

by Skippychris December 8, 2010


Parting The Sun

epic.

Damn dude!!!!! That was almost as good as "Parting The Sun"

by By: Victor September 21, 2008


Sun Spider

A ginger's moon spider. (See moon spider)

That was a true red head, I saw her sun spider.

by NoodlesFFTS May 4, 2010


saffron sun

a girl who is hopelessly in love with the sun
but won't admit it

"saffron sun, love, just admit it."

by sauced pickles May 7, 2023


Capri Sunning

Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw

Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*

Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!

by Gibsonion August 19, 2019


Sun-shroom

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that is a mushroom but starts dropping small suns first than bigger suns overtime.

"Sun-shrooms in PvZ2 are so busted when you use Plant Food at one of them."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023