One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.
look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
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When a man or a woman is obsessed with any form of anal seepage or play E.G. Person A takes a dump and wipes, but not enough to get everything out (this is known as planting the seed) and proceeds throughout the day sweating and farting to get as much of the mixture brewing as possible (the person may be able to smell themselves if the concoction is right) Person B eagerly waits to stick their face into the butt hole of Person A to determine if they are ready to mate, some of the seepage may or may not get onto their face
Joe : Dude, is it just me, or does Stacy smell like serious ass?
Don: Yea, i think her new boyfriend has a Swamp Love fetish, whatever floats their boat i guess
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Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.
Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.
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Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?
Floyd: Yea?
Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!
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when your butt gets so sweaty you see it through your pants.
leather seats in your car in the summer +swamp ass.
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A chick that takes way too much cum
Will: "Hey Tom did you hear about that sperm swamp, you know a lady that takes more than a cum dumpster."
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