Two Thirds

One out of three children born with a working brain.

Hey, did you see two thirds today, or is he helping his sister off of the short bus?

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two sheds

You are a 'two sheds' if you always one up yourself, brag or show off when an opportunity arises.

Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.

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two-a-days

it is when a man squats over a women with his ass in her face. then proceeds to titty fuck her while crapping in her mouth, and placing one fist in her ass and one in her vagina.

after practice coach proceeded to teach the cheerleaders the real meaning of two-a-days.

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two bagger

A girl so skanky, that if you even considered having sex with her, you would "double up" or use two condoms.

Stephanie's body looks good despite the fact she's a crack whore . She's definitely a double bagger!

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two step

a dance that was origionally created by 50 cent, the greatest rapper in the history of rapping. it's a hardcore dance done to music thats hard to dance to. it takes a lot of skill to do. only 50 cent can really rock it.

50 cent: yo im da greatest rapper eva...i created da two step!
me: omg 50. you're amazing!

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Two Step

Breakdance move

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two-bagger

A woman who is *so* ugly, you'd put two bags over her head when having sex, in case one ripped or fell off.

See bagger.

Man, she's a *real* two-bagger...

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