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something that doesnt exist; ether the woman controls the man (pussy whipped) or they are equals; men dont control women nowadays
dick whipped? theres no such thing
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When a guy lets all his SINGLE buddies tell him he is pussy whipped by his girlfriend. Then he starts listening to his guy friends and ends up losing his girlfriend instead of growing balls and telling his single friends to but out. So once a happy guy with a girlfriend is now a single guy with his single friends playing "pocket pool" with Rosie and her five friends!!!!
Guys who has single jealous friends who want to ruin his relationship. Dick whipped
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The act of untruthful scoring in golf.
Jeff Kuhns. When in a tournament you shoot a 76 but you "pencil whip" your competitor by making him sign a 72 on your scorecard. A.K.A. the Jeff Kuhns Special.
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The act of striking another person with the butt of a handgun.
I pistol whipped the rival gang member before masturbating, which ultimately led to my shooting him in the eye with semen. The old pirate's eye, as they say.
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Probably a bastardization of smart as a whip, meaning unusually intelligent or quick witted.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
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The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.
Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
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A cyber-whipped man is one who is overly solicitous to a "woman" who may or may not exist. These men will even modify their own behavior for a "person" that they know only through emails. The men will do many things for the cyber-whipper, anything from stroking an ego to sending cash.
John is just the lastest in a long line of cyber-whipped guys that she leaves in her wake. She'll use him for a while and then dump him like she usually does.
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