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Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard
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hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard
"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"
When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.
Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.
Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.
Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.
The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”
“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
A fucking eight year old with an annoying voice who thinks he makes good videos.
Hey, did you hear about that awful FIFA Wizard video?
A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"
I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.
Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
Questionable Homeless person off of Harrison Avenue. Might be wearing a red worn beanie and stolen converses.
Also often seen smoking crack.
Did you guys see that street wizard starting a fire?