Vagina meatloaf eater

*Someone who is ridiculous.
*someone who is stupid.
*a derogative term meaning someone or somegthing is so dumb

Wow Chelsea stop being so stupid, your such a vagina meatloaf eater.

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Dog Eater Louis

Our savior, eater of all dogs

Dog Eater Louis is a mad lad

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Blue Waffle Eater

Someone who eats crippled pussy

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!

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9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

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Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

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ant eater dick

When a mans penis isn't circumcised, it looks like an ant eaters mouth. ew

i could never sleep with a guy with an ant eater dick.

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mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

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