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Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.
Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".
A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.
I want to raspberry that neck loaf.
When your girl gets mad and spit lemons juice on your dick when she’s giving you head
I yelled at Marie during dinner and she gave me lemon neck as revenge
When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.
Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.
"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"
Code word for "Give me head"
Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe: