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A show on MTV that gets u very addicted...at the 10 spot!
I need to go home and watch road rules...
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The female equivalent of getting "road head"
"I gave my girlfriend road kill for driving me to my appointment"
"She gave me road head on monday so i retired the favour by giving her road kill"
"I give great road kill"
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A girl/boy that leaves in the night after you just had sexual intercourse with them. Usualy they would either intoxicate you with acholic bevages, then while your blacked out, they leave. Or they would have mutliple rounds of intercourse to pu toyu to sleep, then leave while your sleeping. It likely ends in heart break, or missing cash.
I met a Road-Runner at the bar yesterday, who in the night left with my money, heart, and virgininty.
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When one party takes a shit into another party's mouth (see New England Steamer), then the second party proceeds to move the defecation from their mouth to their chest (see Cleveland Steamer).
That shit went on a road trip!
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an amzing song by Bruce Springsteen
The screen door slams
Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays
Roy Orbison singing for the lonely
Hey that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again
I just can't face myself alone again
Don't run back inside
Darling you know just what I'm here for
So you're scared and you're thinking
That maybe we ain't that young anymore
Show a little faith, there's magic in the night
You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright
Oh and that's alright with me
You can hide 'neath your covers
And study your pain
Make crosses from your lovers
Throw roses in the rain
Waste your summer praying in vain
For a savior to rise from these streets
Well now I'm no hero
That's understood
All the redemption I can offer girl
Is beneath this dirty hood
With a chance to make it good somehow
Hey what else can we do now
Except roll down the window
And let the wind blow back your hair
Well the night's busting open
These two lanes will take us anywhere
We got one last chance to make it real
To trade in these wings on some wheels
Climb in back
Heaven's waiting on down the tracks
Oh oh come take my hand
Riding out tonight to case the promised land
Oh oh Thunder Road, oh Thunder Road
Oh Thunder Road
Lying out there like a killer in the sun
Hey I know it's late, we can make it if we run
Oh Thunder Road, sit tight take hold
Thunder Road
Well I got this guitar
And I learned how to make it talk
And my car's out back
If you're ready to take that long walk
From your front porch to my front seat
The door's open but the ride it ain't free
And I know you're lonely
For words that I ain't spoken
But tonight we'll be free
All the promises'll be broken
There were ghosts in the eyes
Of all the boys you sent away
They haunt this dusty beach road
In the skeleton frames of burned out Chevrolets
They scream your name at night in the street
Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet
And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
But when you get to the porch they're gone
On the wind, so Mary climb in
It's a town full of losers
And I'm pulling out of here to win
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When 2 or more girls (preferably more), each with a different color of lipstick, compete to see who can get their lipstick the lowest down on your dick
"Dude! The other day Sarah and her friends gave me a Rainbow Road, Jessica came first with purple"
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a saying that has more than one meaning
me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road
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