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Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.
Side note: will never win at Superfight
Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool
Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself
PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.
Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.