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after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.
I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..
The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose
im ganna arabian french toast you so hard
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On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.
Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?
Heather: ...Zz..
Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
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Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.
Whatever butters your toast...
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cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching
sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast
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