ur mom

legally identified as a threat to literally everyone in the world never use this in a sentence (disclaimer)

billy hahahaha ur mom john fucking dies

Ur Mom

A type of cringy memes only Mason Helts use because they play fortnite in their mom's basement and have no friends.

guy 1: hey what's up guys
Mason Helt: Ur Mom

Ur mom

Fat.

Ur mom is fat.

Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

ur mom

a sexy woman

"ur mom is sexy