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When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.
Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?
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The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.
Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".
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AN UGLY EXPLOSIVE IS WHEN A GUY AKA A FIST PUMPING JERSEY SHORE WANNA BE HOOKS UP WITH A GRENADE OR LANDLINE THE BOY HE'S WITH SETS OFF THE EXPLOSION AND BURNS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS BOY FOR HOOKING UP WITH ONE OF THE TWO
THE UGLY EXPLOSION=IM WITH MY BOY AND HES TALKING TO THIS SEXY ASS CHICK WELL SHE TURNS HIM DOWN AND HE GOES INTO DESPERATE MODE AND FLOCKS TO A GRENADE .....SO NOT HELPING MYSELF I SAY DAMMMMNNNN D HOOKED UP WITH A GRENADE ...BASICALLY IF UR OUT WITH UR BOYS AND THEY HOOK UP WITH A UGLY CHICK ITS UR JOB AS THE WING MAN TO SET OFF THE EXPLOSION
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"Bumping Uglies" is when two unattractive people are copulating, and, the average person would be repulsed to witness such an act.
Of course the word 'unattractive' is really a relative concept isn't it.
God, I can't imagine my parents "doing it", they're a couple of 'bumping uglies'.
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