uncle kunkle

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester

"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."

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Uncle Tom

Bryant Gumbel. Hands down. That's the definition.

Bryant Gumbel is the perfect example of an uncle Tom.
An Uncle Tom is like that Oreo Bryant Gumbel, he's black on the outside, white on the inside.

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Uncle Kracker

A redneck Trump Supporter who was born in Michigan. Holds an alligator in his album, probably lives in Florida, probably has made out with his cousin. Wants to drift away into Donald Trumps leadership. Smokes cigarettes and drinks beer. Probably has his house decorated in trump Flags and screams maga at many people. Is the king of rednecks and sung the redneck anthem “Drift Away” probably flies a confederate flag and is racist.

See that redneck with the confederate flag and the MAGA hat? That’s Uncle Kracker.

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Uncle Chad

An Uncle Chad is a cis male who is willing to throw his own gender under the bus, blindly agreeing with misandrist feminist under the misguided belief that it will make him look PC & win favorability with women i.e. get laid.

Misandrist- ALL MEN ARE RAPIST! MEN ARE TRASH!
Uncle Chad- I completely agree, we have to address these issues. Toxic masculinity has to end. You are so right on sister 🙌
MISANDRIST- STOP MANSPLAINING ME YOU SEXIST PIG!
Uncle Chad- I'm sorry for my indiscretion master. If I keep agreeing with you will you let me sniff your panties?

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uncle brown

To put your raw ass on ones forehead

One of your buddies
falls asleep on the couch and wakes up with your ass on his forehead.he has met uncle brown

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Uncle Eddie

When you bust a nut in her butt and yell, "Shitter's full!"

I gave your mom the ol' Uncle Eddie last night.

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uncle jose

the greatest president who mixes spices in the kitchen, go buy him an oof mug, please boi

Carl: Uncle jose make me mac and cheese
Uncle: get your own dang mac and cheese boi
Carl: thank you for your presence
Uncle: good boi good

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