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When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.
Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.
Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.
Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.
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Peter Rausch's penis. Its so small that you'll never see it. Just like you'll never see a black unicorn. all are make believe but they are almost always white. :)
Ashley: hey have you seen peters penis??!!
Me: no silly. its a black unicorn, remember?
Ashley: oh...right. my bad.
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A rainbow unicorn represents a lively, vibrant man that's sexually attracted to other men, either gay or a it represents the gay man a couple wants to join them in some fun.
Omg Johnny is a total rainbow unicorn! Let's bring him home!
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A person that posts pictures "selfies" at the gym all the time and never actually works out. If they do pick up a weight its extremely rare like a unicorn. Often the only thing you see them working out is their fingers on their phone. They are the person that gives you dirty looks when you ask to use the equipment they are sitting on for their photo shoot.
Gym unicorns always talk about how fit they are and to check out their gains when there is nothing to check but their ego.
Expect these women to have perfect hair and makeup on.
Don't worry about the gym unicorn. Despite being here, its just a social media ploy to make her look good.
Uhhh she's such a gym unicorn, all she does is take selfies and brag about her non existent gains
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When a male with an erection makes the 'dabbing' motion while tea bagging another person.
I totally pulled a dabbing unicorn while she had my balls in her mouth.
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A gender unicorn is one who identifies as both genders and does not necessarily feel they need to fit into the mold of an all female or all male box.
Twiz is a gender unicorn and defies all social norms to be exactly comfortable at all times.
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An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.
Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years
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