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Having to large of a Cock it turns into a amogus sussy baka
I have a among us pp
Severe and total brainrot caused by hit game "Among Us" commonly shortened to "Amogus". AUB (Among Us Brainrot) is a severe condition that can lead to insanity. There are many symptoms including (but not limited to):
Seeing among us characters in everyday objects, Commonly using the phrase "sus" (short for suspicious), bringing up Among Us for no reason, having mental break downs from Among Us and Among Us related topics (usually in the form of saying something along the lines of "get out of my head!"), having panic attacks whenever the words "imposter" "sus" "among us" or "crewmate" are brought up.
These symptoms are not usually 1-1 and in some cases symptoms will mix and match with other symptoms. AUB is a non-reproducible condition (mostly), it an adverse side affect of a dead game making reproduction of the illness mostly non-reproducible. If you or a loved one experience minor AUB it is best to keep them/yourself away from others afflicted with AUB as they(possibly you as well) will work together to collectively speed up the brain degradation. AUB as of now is a uncurable illness, however time away from Among Us and Among Us related topics seems to be a temporary cure.
Person 1: "There seems to be an imposter amongst us"
Person 2: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
Person 1: "Wait what? What's his problem?"
Person 3:"He suffers from Among Us Brainrot (AUB)"
One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
Nathan:My teacher gave me homework over the summer.
Scott:Yo that's like my parents using snapchat
A concept existing within the used car market on the basis that online ads for BMWs priced at or below fair market value are actually fake ads and the specific car detailed within each individual ad cannot be bought or even viewed.
“I replied to 11 different ads for a BMW E39, but the only ones who responded are the ones who are asking way too much. I feel like I may be a victim of The Used BMW Conspiracy”
“Why would you want an E39 when my buddy could hook you up with a sweet lease on a 330i?”
When you can only see among us characters in objects. (seeing any geometrical pattern of a small oval inside another oval or cylindrical shape.)
Jerma: Yo look at that trash can bro.
Sus man: OMG I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! MY AMONG US PHOBIA IS ACTING UP!