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When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.
(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.
That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.
When someone that lacks experience in something (sex, drugs, travel,smoking weed, drinking alcohol, etc) but talks a big talk, brags about it, or asks questions about it.
You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.
Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.
Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.
The noob who chooses the Elite over the Spartan on Halo Live.
I just merked that virgin elite with a headshot because his stupid fucking virgin elite head is 20 times bigger than the Spartan's.
When you take the first sip of a freshly opened beverage and its just perfect.
John opens can of Monster Energy Drink*
Andrew: Hey john lemme get the virgin sip before you get your backwash in it.
A big boy who just can’t get a girl not even an ugly one
Virgin Jayden can’t get her...