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The state of people knowing you have had sex. Like your actual virginity, once lost it cannot be regained. However, you can lose it multiple times: once for each person who finds out you are not a virgin.
Girl 1: Dude, I totally lost my public virginity last night.
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: I accidentally let slip to Mike's mum that we did the dirty in her bed last summer.
My ex-girlfriend cracked a joke about my penis in assembly... I guess I just lost my public virginity in front of the whole school.
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When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.
(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.
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That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.
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You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.
Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.
Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.
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The noob who chooses the Elite over the Spartan on Halo Live.
I just merked that virgin elite with a headshot because his stupid fucking virgin elite head is 20 times bigger than the Spartan's.
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His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!
The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
G-Fuel or Mtn Dew. Without exception, EVERYONE, who drinks these drinks is a virgin.
"Yo why you drinking that virgin fuel?"
"Consolation for never getting pussy."