when he shit

When he be shitting.

Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

when in doubt run an out

a phrase which states that if you forget what the play is when the QB snaps the ball, you run an out route

"ay bruh what was the play call?"
"idk man when in doubt run an out"

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

the when is the on the front to find is?

A speech to send confusion to others

Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air