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Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
When playing the video game "Overwatch" Parker Christman goes Zarya, uses her ultimate; gets little to no one in the Gravitation Surge.
Be sure not to get a Parker Grav.
A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.
Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!
Girl Parker’s are the best. They’re usually talented at something or athletic and have the best eye for style, music, and art. Girl Parker’s are the sweetest and most empathetic and caring people in the world (which some can find surprising because of their intimidating looks). Girl Parker’s are beautiful in a way that is unexplainable, you just get a crush on them no matter what. It helps that their body is fit. They’re charming, flirty, and honest. They have amazing banter and are very observant. Girl Parker’s are 100% wifey-material, and will always support their friends x
Boy 1: I’m in love with parker girl
Boy 2: everyone is in love with parker!