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The space from the start of the butt crack to the butt hole. It is a target among gays to ejaculate their load
I jizzed in his smith valley
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Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.
Him: Stay away from Brad Smith
Her: Why?
Him: Just stay away from him
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Waiting for your turn whilst watching lesbian sex.
I've been waiting for a Batty Smith for over an hour now and I am about to bust a nut
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A funny, amazing friend with an awesome fun personality.
Hey is that Poppy Smith
Yes that’s the nicest girl I know
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When your having a conversation and Mary Smith chimes in and says the same f***ing thing!
me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days
(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith
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The cutest girl you will ever see is named maelee smith!
WOW! Maelee Smith is so cute!
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Born 13th March 1979 in Billingham, England.
He became the lead singer for the North East indie band Maximo Park in 2003.
He is noted for his original style and on-stage behaviour, particularly his dancing and handchops whilst singing.
He sings from his 'red book' when onstage, the inside of which few have seen; it contains his song lyrics, poems he's written and various diary entries.
He tweets under the name paulsmithmusic and released his first solo album, Margins, in October 2010.
He also performs with MeandthetwinS occasionally.
Person 1: Are you going to The Cluny tonight?
Person 2: Yeah! Maximo Park are playing!
Person 1: Really?! Can't wait to see Paul Smith, he has an amazing stage presence!
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