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National eat your moms pussy day

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

8πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


love love and love love to see your mom

When you love to see your mom.

I'll talk tomorrow love love and love love to see your mom

by Irreduzibel March 1, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Your mum/mom

Gay(this is just a joke)

Your mum/mom is gay(still just a joke)

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

65πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory

"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

by Fatass February 14, 2003

78πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!

ComeBack for most your mom jokes

by GUY November 28, 2003

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž