turtle head

the result of you having to poo reelie bad, so that the poop is actually coming out of the rectal area before you've reached a proper waste facility aka a restroom aka THE CRAPPER!

"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"

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turtle neck

An uncircumsized penis.

"No baby, I'm not sporting a turtle neck, I'm Catholic."

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awkward turtle

the act placing your hands flat on top of each other and moving your thumps in a circular motion, this is usually done when the room has fallen silent and every one is staring at each other awkwardly

Kate: So you wanna get freaky tonight?

John: No, Im gay...

"Silence"

John: Awkward turtle

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ninja turtle

To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.

Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.

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awkard turtle

Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!

You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle

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hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

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bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.

Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.

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