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Circle Jerk For Geeks

Short Form: CJ4G

Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.

A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.

Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:

"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"

by boobies4eva August 12, 2011

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Becomes circle like

An objects geometry becomes similar to a circle.

"The door gets beaten more and more while the geometry becomes more and more circle like."
"What are you talking about?"
"It means that some one beats something super hard that all of its geometry becomes a shape similar to a circle."
"You suck."
"I will beat you until your geometry becomes circle like."

by HelpfulRobot January 6, 2023


circle clicking farmer

People that think they are good at Osu! But can only play Sotarks, Dt, and eat Hotchip.

Did you see that piece of shit Circle clicking farmer? His top score is a 400pp D on harumachi clover

by Bruser75 June 16, 2020


Fake weed circle

When you smoke weed with one or more people who claim to be friends but quietly talk about you when you are not looking

I hate this fake weed circle!

by KingOfTruth September 28, 2014


Wisconsin crop circles

Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.

Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.

by Really Light Stuff February 13, 2019


drum-circle jerk

A thoughtless and generally narcissistic freestyle musician that frequents parties with the soul intent of hijacking the gathered crowd for his own need of an admiring audience. Typically, the musician will arrive with an instrument (drum, accoustic guitar, or didgeridoo) in hand, find the most densely populated area of the party, and proceed to play, despite the activities or interest of the people around him. Often, they will play with their eyes closed and conveniently ignore the jeers and looks of disapproval. Other musicians may be invited to play, but will quickly find themselves challenged by technique or speed in order to establish the better musician.

He started playing his drums in the middle of the living room, with complete disregard for the people that were chatting and enjoying each others company. I will never invite that drum-circle jerk to a party again!

by Sailor Lady October 1, 2009

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Red Circle of death

This is the factor that signifies that your Xbox 360 has just died. Where the LED light normally lights up green, it will light up red with 3/4s of the ring.

Tom: I don't think I will be on Gears of War anytime soon.
Geoff: Why not?
Tom: I just got the Red Circle of Death.

by Keenan Hovden June 26, 2007

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