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when a girl bites the male genitalia and and he screams and flops around
fool, this chick gave me a crazy crocodile, i jumped soo far
An observant, pretty creature that can exhibit cougar-like, impulsive behavior. The Crazy Salamanders have very sensitive ears and are allergic to flea bites. When they feel their young is threatened, their first instinct is to go for the nipples.
Chelsea: Would you call me an observant, pretty creature?
Brandon: No, I'd call you a Crazy Salamander.
A good slang for anything that is extreme...
DAMN!!! Thats Crazy Bluntz!!!!
That chics titties are crazy blunts
When a girl from Quebec City goes the whole winter without taming her pubic hair. In spring she shaves it off and sews a carpet that she uses to go sledding the following winter....
Maxie's crazy carpet ride was a hit down the slopes.
An ex-stoner, known for his 1337 skillz. He be droppin da bomb! He's also gangsta!
Dat guy havin sum crazy legz, niggah!
Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?
2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!
Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.