Rural Dictionary

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 30, 2020

jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.

everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 25, 2015

Jake The Muss

A infamous NZ quote from the Movie Once were warriors

When someone gets really angry beyond control and wants to give someone a good beating.

NZ Slang for Domestic Violence

Once Were Warriors movie the infamous "Cook me some damn eggs woman" scene and jake heke proceeds to beat his wife after she refused.

This is known as "Jake the muss"

by kevmannz January 4, 2010

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