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A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
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a very funny and beloved person and hes a jokster
Andrew Johnson is cool
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yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.
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A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.
Daddy Johnson:
Weird girl: Can you be MY Daddy Johnson.
I dont like this at all
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"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson
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The distributer of 19 dollar fortnite cards
Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
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This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
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