A form of sex that involves two alaskan chicks ficking eachother with a ice cone shaped as a dildo! This helps one ascend humanity and eventyally transcend into an evolution into a chicken.
P1:Hey NiBBa what's up!
P2:Nothing much, just watching some ALASKAN LESBIAN CHICKEN PORN!
P1:Damn, I've heard of that thing! Are they evolving?
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The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome
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You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
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when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion
pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver
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The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."
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An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.
Mariaβs Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.
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A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
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